Jewell Rant #1

Now there's this chick I know, her name's Jewell. She's one of those beautiful girls who are crazy and get angry real easily, but this one in particular has her awesome moments and I guess in a way I could say that she is one of my best friends.

but one particular thing that irks me most about this woman is the way she argues.....

and now its at a point that I cant help but write this shit down.

Earlier today I was watching Carl Sagan's Cosmos, if you haven't seen it before it's an old TV documentary about, well, the cosmos. she just came into my house as good ol' Carl was talking about how in trillions of years galaxies morph. She sat next to me and watched it for a moment and said,
"Now see? I don't like watching this stuff, I'd rather experience it for maself..."

I responded, "What do ya mean? like looking into a telescope?"

as her temper started to rise she stated, "naw. I'd be an astronaut and see it."

Now as you all know, that no astronaut can't really see any galaxies morphing anytime in our lifetime, much less a countless number of oddities that take billions of trillions of years in our universe.

Now, when jewell says these things, shes not kidding. she uses that "solid" fact to prove her argument.
But that still didn't stop me from laughing.
And that's what really pushed her off her rocker.

She bellowed, "WOW. THANKS CAMERON. THANKS FOR LAUGHING AT ME BEING AN ASTRONAUT."(she would use all caps by the way, I've seen it happen.)

I responded in a bemused tone, "Jewell, you being an astronaut is about as silly as me being one."

She retorted, "YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU DREAM OF!!!!"

I sighed, "alright whatever Jewell."

Jewell's never legitimately dreamt of being an astronaut...
nor can dreaming of being able to see a star explode give you the ability to physically see it...
lol.

And that was the first of the Jewell rants. Thank you for reading, I'm almost positive that will be the first of many.

Intro

hello, my name is cameron....and honestly? i dont know what to do with this but ill post different stuff, might be ideas might be ranting, who knows? I'm a wild-card baby! woo!